What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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