Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
honey bunches of taint.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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