Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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