My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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