I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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