I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
