Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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