so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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