Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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