David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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