haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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