I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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