absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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