At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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