susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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