plz talk dirty to me
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize