he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
