If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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