my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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