Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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