how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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