Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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