everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
