Pappa wants mamma naked
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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