I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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