So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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