I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
