"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.