My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.