I could have mohawked her pubes.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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