tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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