yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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