New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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