Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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