You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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