Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Damn victory sex feels great
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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