A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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