it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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