So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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