i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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