that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
