I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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