Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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