is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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