Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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