But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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