So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Randomize
