i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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