you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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