I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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