Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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