he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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