He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
