Fine. I'll sleep in my office
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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